Going To Be Out For A Bit

 

Greetings adventurers! 

I've some sad news. I've been diagnosed with a heart condition and I am about to have open heart surgery. Things are looking good for the double bypass and I'm hopeful that the surgery will go well. I'll be in the hospital after the surgery for a week then when I come home will be recovering and going through cardio-rehab. So with that said I may not post anything for awhile. It will be a 6 to 8 week recovery. I will be channeling the strength and endurance of Conan and I hope my years of lifting heavy weights and keeping myself in shape will pay off. 

Hopefully, when I get better, I can return to my hobbies and projects and maybe even get in some gaming while I'm recovering. So to leave you with a little teaser. Work is nearly complete with my first product and I hope to put something up on the product page in the VERY near future. For another teaser I am also going to try and put up some game reviews here on the blog. The first two will be WOTC's Dungeons & Dragons Starter Set: Heroes of the Borderlands

The next will be Gale Force 9's Adventures of Conan Tabletop game WITH the two expansions 

Nemedian Chronicles and Queen of the Black Coast Expansions (as well as the included solo play mode!)

Until we speak again adventurers remember what is best in life: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you. and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Miniature Stamping?

 Fashion Nail Stamping for Miniatures?

Greetings Adventurers! So, I saw this on YouTube. Man does it look cool. I read an article about this and how it will change the hobby. You know I’m a sucker for making my mini’s life easier. Back in the day I bought those water transfers for fantasy miniatures from The Armory. 

You know the ones! Like you used plastic model airplanes? The ones you dip in water and transfer to a plastic model you built? They don’t scrunch down right and look all jacked up, right? Those ones. They rip, don’t transfer correctly and fall off or get touched and come right off. Yeah, those. Back in the late 80’s unless you were some sort of art savant and expert painter with a hand so steady you could make G. Gordon Liddy (look him up kids he’s famous for a lot of stuff least of which was his steady hands) blush there was no way you were going to paint a skull on an orc or a King Richard lion on a shield. The thought of putting stripes by hand on a mini or a model, let alone a pattern? NO. WAY. Well, now you can. You don’t even have to use those troublesome wet transfers that you had to clear cote, varnish and seal with a bazillion products. FYI, I even bought some “snuggle down” a product designed to make the little buggers lie flat. It sort of worked. Check out this knight my greatest success with these.

Not bad. The Dragon looks pretty cool for a wet transfer.

There is a new kid in town. Stamping. Stamping came about in the fashion nail industry, putting tiny intricate designs on lady’s painted nails to make them look cool. It started out with stickers but those were junk and came off. Then someone got really smart and developed a way to “ink” a transfer of a pattern on nail polish from a metal plate to the human nail on a finger. Vola! An industry was born. So, some guy (it has to be a guy right?) saw his girlfriend do this and thought “What if I take one of those patterns and put it on my miniature figure?” I bet it was a warhammer guy. Some of those guys who do kit bashing make some really cool stuff and are very innovative. Anyway. Zingo Zango tiny image perfectly put onto a shield. So, I saw this and I’m in. I’ve got to do this. I have several minis with shields and flat spots that just are dying for this. Well, along came two mini’s guys who formed Goblin Hobbies and took the nail stampin stuff and made the plate designs specifically for miniatures. They sold out like the first iPods. I missed the bus. Well, I got on the mailing list and Bingo Bango they are available again. I went all in (like my usual, some call it lame-brained self) and now I’m the proud owner of the “All-in Stampin’ Kit.”  

Expensive. Perhaps, but boy do the designs look cool. TEN, count them, 10 gleaming plates chock FULL of designs! There are like 50 or more designs per plate! Flaming skulls, web patterns, ancient texts, runic symbols, numbers, heraldry, zodiac, lidless eyes, a crazy amount of different skull designs, sci-fi, fantasy, historical, another crazy amount of patterns (like zigzags, squares, writing, etc) symbols of law, neutrality, chaos, and so so much more. More than I’ll ever really need but they look so cool. I got a double-sided stamper, a square stamper, and six colors (Black, White, Red, Blue, Yellow, and Grey) and all sorts of accessories. 

Let’s see how these come out. 

I followed the instructions included and watched their videos on YouTube. I did a few practice runs on paper to get the hang of the stamping process. 

I know white on yellow paper but you get the idea. 

I have a monster with a cool orange shield I painted about ten years ago. He needs his belt painted and some final detail work but basically good to go. All except his boring orange shield that has been sitting unfinished because I had no idea what I could put on it. None of my “model transfers” fit a monster. They were basically all heraldry stuff. On to it. 

I hit up my mini with the stamp...and I messed it up, of course. But I used a tiny bit of acetone, and it cleaned up the not yet so dry white mistake. It only took off a negligible amount of orange paint. I didn’t even have to touch it up. I tried again and…STAMPO!

Wowie Zowie that looks good. I can’t believe how good that looks. Only my second try and it looks like I’m Squidmar or Ninjon! Look at this skull! So cool. That is not a sticker, folks that is nail polish paint. I sealed it all up with varnish (only two coats) over the shield and he is ready for the table (once I finish his belt and a few small details, of course.)

Check out this Warhammer practice shield

and this Viking.

Before

Whoa!

This Knight.

With the terrible wet transfer and varnish

The new hotness with Greyhawk inspired heraldry (Mountain Lions) and speedpaint chainmail touchup

Oh boy. I’m really in on this. I just watched another of Goblin Hobbies’ videos where he uses silicon tape with a crafting tool to get into a hard to reach spot. I’m going to have to get some of that. There are some really cool designs on my plates that have runic and magic writing that I want to get on this scroll. 

Verdict. This product is cool. Very cool. Expensive? Yes. Worth every penny? For sure! I now have a lifetime of designs that I wish I had 30 years ago and the ability to use every color known to man (nail polish color selections are virtually unlimited and span every color in the universe and then some.) I’m going to practice with this a bit and really get down the process. Once I’ve got it, I’m going to go through ALL my minis (yes, even the ones that are already painted) and redo every shield and design that I botched and thought “Eh, good enough.” I’m even going to add as well as fix some patterns and the like to some areas that I “freehanded.” This product needs more media/press and more publicity. Other mini painters need to know about this.  I mean check out this Warhammer Knight, mounted and unmounted.

 Speedpaint 2.0+ Not so Final Thoughts

Greetings Adventurers! It has been a rollercoaster ride with Speedpaints 2.0+ and Speedpainting, in general. I LOVE a lot of the colors. I’m disappointed in some and I actually hate a few. Overall, I’m sold on the speed and the way it covers a miniature. I mean it really moves across a miniature. I had been given a Christmas gift of a pretty sweet Nolzur’s Chimera and I purchased a Nolzur’s Manticore. I did the Manitcore awhile back completely with acrylics and I really liked the way it came out. Took me about 5+ hours to do this guy. 

Then I Speedpainted (and acrylic finished) the Chimera in about an hour. Whoa, that was pretty amazing. 

I had a tough time with the acrylic coverage of the Manticore wings but when I hit the Chimera wings with the Speedpaint Bright Red I got a complete ONE-COAT coverage in like 10 minutes and that is for both sides! I also am a fan of the Speedpaint metallics for the flow. When I do armor with a regular acrylic metallic it is a chore to move the paint and if I thin it down with water I don’t get the coverage. The Speedpaint flows right out of the bottle all over the armor and into those hard to reach chainmail parts and joints. Beautiful. I’m also really fond of some of the strength of the colors. I really like Pallid Bone, Hardened Leather, Magic Blue, Maize Yellow (oh so good for blonde hair), Charming Chartreuse, Desolate Brown (which is actually a fantastic Olive green), Shamrock Green (an awesome plant leaf color),  Raging Sea, Orc Skin (which is great for not only orcs but goblins and lizardmen), and I do like the Pastels. I struggle with the purples, all the blues, browns, and reds. It’s hard to figure out which ones are the exact shade I’m looking for. I also have a hard time finding a tan color I like. I also really liked either Fire Drake or Frost Giant Orange for red hair but I don’t remember which one was the cool looking one.  

Now on to some serious issues. One. The whites. They are bad. Really bad. None of them are white. They are all grey and they look bad. The blacks. Only Grim Black is a good black. The others just feel like a black wash. Second some downers. Familiar Pink (yuk just look at it!)

Piggy is going to get an acrylic redo!

Ochre Clay is a weird color as it dries shiny like it is wet but I found it great for mushrooms and icky slimes so it is sort of good and sort of bad. This is the only color I remember out of the 90 that I found that dries shiny which is strange (well the metallics but those have metal flakes in them.) Satchel Brown. Ugh, I have a love hate with this one, mostly hate. It is not good for satchels. It is a VERY dark brown and it streaks. Look at this cloak.

I’m tempted to redo this guy because of it. I wish I had found Hardened Leather before I tried this one on a whole bunch of straps, belts, and slings. Ugh again. My huge last ding. The human flesh colors. All of them are bad. Really bad. They don’t look like flesh at all. 

Crusader Skin on the left and Peachy Skin on the right.

That is one coat over an off white primer. The pic seems to make them actually look good but in person they are bad. Peachy skin is a horrid light orange and doesn't look like skin of any kind at all not even a monster’s skin. Crusader Skin, Warrior Skin, and Noble Skin are all just different browns. Not flesh looking at all. Not for Caucasians, not for Arabians, not for Africans, not for Nubians, not for Asians, not for any skin. They are just different shades of brown or a washed out orange and don’t match any skin pattern. Not suntan, not barbarian, not elf, not dwarf, not fair maiden. Sorry, but for some reason Army Painter just doesn’t have skin tones right, even with their Warpaints. I’m sticking with Vallejo here. Sorry. 

My not so final thoughts.

Pros: Aside from the black and whites and the fleshes these colors rock! The shades of color pop. I love the way they go on. I love the way they dry and I love the speed I can paint with them. They are bright and they look great on a finished miniature. The end result doesn’t really need a wash or highlights. If I can pick out the colors I want I can crank out a mini really quickly. Like in an hour. For sure. The cleanup is amazingly easy. Just wipe out your dry palate with a paper towel and it comes right off like melted plastic. I really like the look of the finished Speedpainted miniature. They really stand out. I can’t explain it. The formula of the paint causes it to collect in the recesses, and this collected paint dries a different color than the paint on a flat surface and it really looks cool. I don’t understand how, I’m not a mixologist or chemist but I dig it! Check out this “Green Wizard” I actually painted him in like 5 minutes!

Yes, that is Vallejo flesh with warpaints flesh wash. 

Cons: The type of coverage. If you have a bright color and cover it with a darker color you are out of luck to fix it, with a Speedpaint. Period. If you get blue Speedpaint on yellow Speedpaint there is no way to use the yellow Speedpaint to cover the blue. The only solution is to paint that area white (with an acrylic white not Speedpaint white!) and then re-paint it and even then it doesn't look quite right. The flow. These paints are like a wash and they flow. If you want to do a fine detail like a belt buckle, a ring, or gem there is practically no way to just “dot” something. For this you MUST use an acrylic. If you want to get into a nook like under an armpit to paint a part of a shirt behind a sleeve or behind an arm to paint a dagger. Good luck. Speedpaint flows and you are bound to flow right into where you don’t want that purple or metallic on your light blue or pastel orange. Cuz if you do, you now have purple or silver where the light color should be. Get out the white acrylic and try again. Lastly, the paint dries fast. If you put too much on your dry palate and let it sit it will become a sticky mess and you will waste some expensive paint. Use a few drops, add more drops, use a few add a few. Repeat. 

Ok. The big elephant in the room. Are they worth it? At almost $5 a tiny bottle? To me yes. I think it will solve my painting issue if I can just do one mini at a time (I’m still struggling with this). If I could go back and try all 90 of the colors again and just pick the one’s I like it would be a far better purchase; but you can’t do that. Will it get all my unpainted minis to the table next week? No. Will it speed up my painting? Definitely. It is a great tool in my painting toolbox and I will use them like I would a trusty screwdriver or hammer. It will be my go-to for all my base coats. Am I abandoning my acrylics? No way. Am I going to go out and buy that newly released “One with Everything” Warpaint Fanatic Complete Set...the 216-color acrylic paint set that Army Painter just released? No, no I will not. Not for $800+. Too pricey. I have realized that this 90-color Speedpaint set gives me too many colors and 216 choices for the Fanatic set is just far too many for me. I’m sticking with my 60 trusty acrylic warpaint colors enhanced with Vallejo and some leftover Citadel’s that I really paid too much for per ounce and didn’t know better at the time.

Aw man. I just got my Goblin Hobbies “One with Everything Stamping Kit.” Well, I know what my next article will be about. 

Smiley’s all painted now. What do you think?   

     I made him a bit goofy in colors as the sculpt (back from the 80s) seemed to call for it.